- I am not sure if this is a case of incorrect spelling or a terrible pun.
- We… Ok, ok, I get caught speeding. I didn’t slow down even though KC kept warning me that there are always speed guns on the road to Chandigarh. When the cops stop us we don’t even bother negotiating or pleading because they have proof. One of the cops tells the other “Chalaan bana de. Madam ka pav accelerator pe thoda extra pad gaya”. (Make the chalaan. Madam pressed the accelerator a little harder than necessary)
- Another couple with Vashi (Navi Mumbai) registration are also stopped for speeding. The lady starts pleading with “We were driving slowly only but everyone behind us would honk and so we had to speed” and continues to try and convince them with “C’mon, we are your guests. You should let us go”. I am really shocked the cops still chalaaned them!!! What wonderful and logical arguments!!!!
To be continued…. Come back tomorrow for more bad jokes.
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