*In a lift*
Salman: *looks at driver*
Driver: Kya bc dek mat. Har baar nai lunga blame
This picture proves that Salman Khan was behind the wheel that night.
Wish I had a driver who I could blame, for me being late for work or jumping signals or driving above speed limit or running over people
Salman’s Driver: Court me kya bolna hai?
Salman: Bolna gaadi tu chala raha tha
Judge: Gaadi kaun chala raha tha?
SD: Gaadi tu chala raha tha
Kick – flopped
Driver – script maine likhi thee
Black buck ka
Vivek Oberoi ka
Sabka ilzaam apne sar lega re tera Driver !
*calls meeting of all servants*
Salman: Jo bhi ilzaam apne sar lega, usko meri agli 3 picture dekhne ki zaroorat nahi!
Rest is history.
Salman Khan has a very fast working laptop because he has installed excellent “drivers”
High end luxury cars to come with additional feature called Salman Khan’s driver
In other news, Salman Khan’s pants have been catching fire since yesterday.
Salman Khan’s car interiors.
Salman’s driver so honest, he should join AAP
Driver~Bhai k film scripts bhi main hi select karta hoon.
Judge~par Bhai k films me script kaha hoti hai?
Driver~Mujhe padhna kaha aata hai?
Salman : I am Virgin.
Katrina : To us rat ko kya hua tha ?
Salman : Wo to mera driver tha.
If tomorrow, Bhai’s Driver takes his statement back and says Bhai was driving the car, then driver will become screwdriver.
*pavement dwellers come back to life*
“Sorry we rolled over while sleeping and came under the car.”
Chauffeur, shooter, procrastinator, part-time ninja, foodie, killer, travel junkie – Salman Khan’s driver’s twitter bio.