Salman Khan- flavour of the week

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P.R. @pr_akash_raj ·

*In a lift*

Salman: *farts*

Hot Girl:  3

Salman: *looks at driver*

Driver: Kya bc dek mat. Har baar nai lunga blame

Avinash Iyer @IyerAvin

This picture proves that Salman Khan was behind the wheel that night.

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Chaddo, mitti pao! @pranavsapra

Wish I had a driver who I could blame, for me being late for work or jumping signals or driving above speed limit or running over people

 

 

Phd in Bakchodi ! @Atheist_Krishna ·

Salman’s Driver: Court me kya bolna hai?

Salman: Bolna gaadi tu chala raha tha

Judge: Gaadi kaun chala raha tha?

SD: Gaadi tu chala raha tha

 

Critically Your’s  @thebakwaashour

Kick – flopped

Driver – script maine likhi thee

 

VDD @vishaldarji9

Black buck ka

hit-and-run ka

Vivek Oberoi ka

SRK ka…

Sabka ilzaam apne sar lega re tera Driver !

#EkThaDriver

 

Adarsh Troll @dimaagkoshot ·

*calls meeting of all servants*

Salman: Jo bhi ilzaam apne sar lega, usko meri agli 3 picture dekhne ki zaroorat nahi!

Rest is history.

 

Microblogger(Driver) @Dimaagwala ·

Salman Khan has a very fast working laptop because he has installed excellent “drivers”

 

ABCD Villiers @abcdvilliers ·

High end luxury cars to come with additional feature called Salman Khan’s driver

 

 

Akshar @AksharPathak

In other news, Salman Khan’s pants have been catching fire since yesterday.

 

 

 

AécH. @Miister_H ·

Salman Khan’s car interiors.

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Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt ·

Salman’s driver so honest, he should join AAP

 

mit.A @Amit_smiling

Driver~Bhai k film scripts bhi main hi select karta hoon.

Judge~par Bhai k films me script kaha hoti hai?

Driver~Mujhe padhna kaha aata hai?

 

Pushpraj Zala @PushprajZala ·

Salman : I am Virgin.

Katrina : To us rat ko kya hua tha ?

Salman : Wo to mera driver tha.

 

Adarsh Troll @dimaagkoshot ·

If tomorrow, Bhai’s Driver takes his statement back and says Bhai was driving the car, then driver will become screwdriver.

 

Sapan Verma @sapanv ·

*pavement dwellers come back to life*

“Sorry we rolled over while sleeping and came under the car.”

 

Sapan Verma @sapanv ·

Chauffeur, shooter, procrastinator, part-time ninja, foodie, killer, travel junkie – Salman Khan’s driver’s twitter bio.

 


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