How can I not jump onto the bandwagon and write about crap called – Beef Ban.
A day (part of so many recent days) which did not start off well is ending well. Maybe I can even go for a run today. Ok, fine. Running is not happening for sure due to the foot injury (more on that later) but a girl can hope.
And here is what twitter has to say about the beef ban.
RT if you’re a Maharashtrian hen or goat but are smartly dressed up as a cow today.
I am sure all the animals are envying the cows right now. But I feel like the cows are too dumb to get it.
Lunch with colleague
Him- Why have they banned beef?
Me- I don’t know
Him- Kya agenda hai?
Me- I don’t know
Twitter has given only useless info
So yeah. I laughed at it but have no idea why the fuck is the Maharashtra CM acting like a fuckawit.
I didn’t care about beef but now all I want to do is devour every cow I come across
So going to eat the next cow I see
Would’ve suggested ban on CCD but we need public toilets
Raise your hand if you’ve walked into a coffee shop to pee *raises both hands and legs*
For once vegetarians are having the last laugh.
And I have harassed this guy a lot in the last 2 days. Hope he does not block me out. because he is my favorite stand up comedian *fingers crossed*
Wondering what excuse they will give for banning beef because chow mein has already called dibs on rape long ago.
Wonder what will a beef ban prevent?
I have a simple yardstick for eating an animal. If it’s stupid, eat it. So any animal that doesn’t understand traffic and eats plastic…
Ban cigarettes. Oh wait. That’s a Multi billion rupees industry. Who cares about what it does to health.
Perspective. Nobody wants to touch cigarettes but beef is fair game. Die, smokers, die.
Whoever Banned Beef in Maharashtra … I hope those cows u saved will come and vote for you in the next Election .
I am sure they evaluated the vote bank and then made this rule
Tera bhagwan hain toh tu mat kha na chutiye!
In Maharashtra, all chicken, goats and sheep are currently thinking – Why do gais have all the fun? #BeefBan
Screw you Congress for messing up so bad that people thought this Stone Age fascist party was a better alternative.
Days like these when I miss Congress. Don’t do anything but atleast don’t go around banning shit.
Beef only banned in Maharashtra. Which means we can go to Gujarat to eat beef while Gujjus can come here to drink alcohol. Seems fair
And thank god I don’t reside in either of these two states. They are pretty fucked up when it comes to ‘democracy’ or ‘secularism’